I have no desire to do anything

ever

Something I never want to engage in ever: Conspiracy theories about the illuminati and media/pop culture

dakotawhatever:

people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it 

buffythebamfireslayer:

i was at walmart yesterday and there was a baby screaming very loudly and very consistently for a good half hour and then probably a thirteen year old girl walked up to the mother and said “look, i know your life is hard, but get your kid a fucking pacifier.”